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SMS NO. 16
Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sending clothes. Britain sending ...... ... Replacements!
SMS NO. 17
The judge boomed: Defendant, why are you telling me a completely different story from yesterday? DEFENDANT: Because you didn't believe what I said yesterday!
SMS NO. 18
BOSS: Do you believe in life after death? EMPLOYEE: Yes, sir. BOSS: Good, when you took leave for your grandma's funeral, she visited our office!
SMS NO. 19
This is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it
SMS NO. 20
True love is like a pillow.U could hug it whenever u r in trouble. U could cry on it when u r in pain, u could embrace it when u r happy.... Want true love? Easy! Spend 1 dollar, buy a pillow.

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