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SMS NO. 1
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.
SMS NO. 2
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
SMS NO. 3
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately
SMS NO. 4
Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them your right age.
SMS NO. 5
do you want to go to USA Here's a chance for you Mr Obama is waiting for you to be in white house Get ready Because . . . . He's in search of a dog for his daughter!