Teya Salat
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SMS NO. 21
Never think of the past,it brings tears Never think of the future,it brings fears live life in the present and drink chilled beers..
SMS NO. 22
What is the similarity between Circus and a beautiful girls heart? ANS : both have space for one more clown..
SMS NO.23
It is difficult to understand God, he makes such beautiful things as woman and then he turns them into wives.
SMS NO. 24
He said...Do u love me just coz of my father left me a fortune? She said...No stupid! I'd love u no matter who left u the money!
SMS NO. 25
A newly married girl got 1st class in B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - BRISTI FIRST CLASS IN BED !!