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SMS NO. 11
A couple drove down the highway just a quarrel. Some pigs were passing by the road. Wife asked: Relatives of yours? Husband replied: Yeah, in-laws!
SMS NO. 12
In a physics class, the teacherboiled some water. When the water startee boiling & making a noise, he asked: Why is the water making this noise Johnny? JOHNNY:That's the germs screaming before they are boiled!
SMS NO. 13
REPORTER: To what do you attribute your success? BUSINESSMAN: I decided to make a honest living and there isn´t much competition!
SMS NO. 14
MAN: My family is like a nation. My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war and my daugher is foreign secretary. CO- WORKER: Sounds interesting! And what is your position? MAN: I'm the people. All I do is pay!
SMS NO. 15
Marriage is like going to a restaurant. You order your choice from the menu and then look at the neighbouring table and wish you had ordered that!

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