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21. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
22. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
23. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
24. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
25. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
26. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it… so I said “Implants?”
27 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
28. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
29. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
30. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.